Need a little inspo to get you into your workout gear and into the gym? Then read on, sister - here are a few of my favorite quotes about weight loss and fitness. Giggling burns calories, right?

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1. Channing Tatum... Mmm Hmm...

SubLime FM,text,font,brand,emotion, Source: Fitness Quote Of The Week

2. You Are What You Eat!

pink,clothing,undergarment,beauty,skin, Source: 21 Motivational Quotes To Help

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3. This is Me

Brian Wilson,text,font,product,brand, Source: Absolute Beginners Running Program

4. I Love Mia!

football player,player,COACH,SAID,RUN, Source: Home - Dr. Robyn Silverman

5. Don't do It!

Entre Amigos,Electric Orange,text,font,line, Source: Weight Loss Motivation Printables

11. Squats

空中英語教室,Gone Squatchin,Bisak,human action,person, Source: 22 Gym Memes That You

12. Prepare to Die!

text,font,line,shape,brand, Source: stylecaster.com

13. Effort is like Toothpaste...

Saucony,text,font,organ,writing, Source: Motivation Monday: #FindYourStrong

14. Even if You Suck!

Design,text,logo,font,brand, Source: Ultimate Fitness For Women

15. Yikes!

AIS Rebates,Endurance,text,font,line, Source: My slim weight loss: My

16. On Fire!

human action,text,font,biology,brand, Source: Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly

17. I Say "Drag Me across the Finish Line"

black,black and white,room,monochrome,monochrome photography, Source: 10 Insanely Inspirational Quotes To

18. We're in Love!

clothing,underpants,active undergarment,muscle,briefs, Source: 5 Reasons Why The Gym

19. Couch Potato?

text,font,line,brand,presentation, Source: So, you think you want

19. 5 Sets?

Le Jacquard Francais,muscle,font,arm,organ, Source: Fitness Motivational Quotes

20. FITNESS is like a MARRIAGE...

Business failure,clothing,black,t shirt,sleeve, Source: Fitness Is Like Marriage T-Shirts

21. YOU ARE NOT FAT!

text,font,biology,line,diagram, Source: The Best Fitness Motivation Quotes

22. With CHRIS PRATT...

Jurassic Park,clothing,t shirt,sleeve,product, Source: Run Like You're Trapped In

23. SUCK IT up!

text,font,product,brand,advertising, Source: skinnymom.com

24. THAT'S ONE MOTIVATION, RIGHT?

text,font,brand,logo,HOLY, Source: Me, Myself & Lu... My

25. HA! RIGHT?

text,font,logo,brand,line, Source: Hate Running but Do It

26. BEEN THERE!

It Works Distributor,text,brand,illustration,presentation, Source: 23 Awkward Moments Every Curvy

27. THAT'S ME!

pink,footwear,product,magenta,shoe, Source: stylecaster.com

28. THEY like BIG BUTTS & THEY CANNOT LIE

text,font,logo,product,brand, Source: How To Do Squats For

29. PUSH-UPS

human action,text,person,brand,writing, Source: 13 Funny Ecards About Exercising

30. DID YOU DIE?

Property Network,album cover,glasses,Oh,,you, Source: Mr. Chow From The Hangover

31. SUCCESS!

Alpesh Patel,human action,text,person,toddler, Source: Just finished squats, didn't fart

32. WORK out in the MORNING

text,font,logo,brand,advertising, Source: No Excuses! Motivational Quotes to

33. YOUR BUTT

human action,text,font,product,line, Source: 24 Motivational Weight Loss and

34. SORE = SUCCESS

Alpesh Patel,facial expression,face,person,child, Source: Best Abdominal Exercises - Yvette

35. CUPCAKES!

Khyati,speech,news,official,LIFTING, Source: Community Post: The Best Of

36. Stay Classy!

Ammar,muscle,arm,physical fitness,weight training, Source: WOD Planet - Timeline Photos

37. DON'T THINK about IT, JUST do IT!

text,font,advertising,brand,emotion, Source: 24 Fitness Mantras More Motivating

38. ACTUALLY, I do SWEAT

Hospital Samaritano,94.9 the Bull,8th Wonder Brewery,text,font, Source: Free Cheer Printables

39. THANK YOU, ZIG!

text,font,handwriting,writing,line, Source: Create Your Own 30 Day

40. DEAR ABS...

Bethia,text,font,line,shape, Source: Beauty Hacks: How to break

41. LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

text,font,brand,book,WHEN, Source: How To Get and Stay

42. CELERY is NOT PIZZA

plant,land plant,grass family,produce,food, Source: Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly

43. BE STRONGER!

Sayreville War Memorial High School,text,advertising,brand,sense, Source: This One Is For the

44. UMM... OKAY?

human action,text,font,handwriting,morning, Source: The Yogi Mami: October 2013

45. WHAT'S NEXT?

cat,advertising,small to medium sized cats,CARDIO,DONE, Source: Fitness Humor #2

46. THAT'S EMBARRASSING

Source: HASfit - Best Weight Loss

47. THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS

Source: The Ultimate Guide to Quitting

48. The DOG ATE MY WORKOUT!

human action,person,leisure,running,sports, Source: skinnymom.com

49. THAT'S OKAY, I AM TOO

cartoon,font,brand,line,illustration, Source: 20 Gym Jokes To Get

50. IT DOESN'T RHYME, THOUGH

text,font,brand,shape,emotion, Source: Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly

51. I HATE when THAT HAPPENS!

Grupo Omnilife,text,font,organ,brand, Source: Hilarious Weight-Loss Quotes to Instantly

52. SMART IDEA!

Kunsthalle Emden,text,font,brand,emotion, Source: 10 Secrets About Your Metabolism

53. POOR THING!

Hojas Decoradas de Craftingeek,text,font,line,brand, Source: Ideas Cutting Againist the Grain

54. On WORKOUT DAYS WE WEAR BLACK

muscle,WEAR,BLACK,WHEN,WORKOUT, Source: Reblog This Workout

55. SWEAT is...

Andesta,font,skin,arm,hand, Source: 25 Inspirational Fitness Quotes to

56. NOT a PROBLEM for ME

text,font,brand,label,logo, Source: No Excuses! Motivational Quotes to

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A
2015-07-19T04:41:42.542Z
Awesome!
Taylor
2015-07-19T01:32:38.251Z
Kinda rude. You can be healthy without exercising.
Indi
2015-07-19T00:15:24.846Z
I love this so much!!!!
Kitty
2015-07-18T23:24:36.830Z
This is frickin' awesome! Love this post!
Andie
2015-07-20T04:07:55.846Z
Some are actually funny lol
alka
2015-07-18T20:06:03.565Z
Number 8!
Zeina
2015-07-18T19:25:43.340Z
Maybe you should reread the article @Precious999
Beryl
2015-07-18T23:41:00.523Z
Hilarious ! Thanks ! I shan't be eating French fries for a while !
Marara
2015-07-19T00:35:26.861Z
I absolutely loved reading each and everyone of these!
Precious99
2015-07-18T19:16:03.470Z
Mia? If that means bulimia i feel bad for you. You need help, i don't think you should be posting articles with words and opinions that are destructive. BTW this is coming from someone who workout for the right reasons

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1. Channing Tatum... Mmm Hmm...

2. You Are What You Eat!

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3. This is Me

4. I Love Mia!

5. Don't do It!

6. Longest 60 Second of Your Life

7. Leg Day

8. It's Already on Your License

9. That Puppy Though

10. Hey Girl...

11. Squats

12. Prepare to Die!

13. Effort is like Toothpaste...

14. Even if You Suck!

15. Yikes!

16. On Fire!

17. I Say "Drag Me across the Finish Line"

18. We're in Love!

19. Couch Potato?

19. 5 Sets?

20. FITNESS is like a MARRIAGE...

21. YOU ARE NOT FAT!

22. With CHRIS PRATT...

23. SUCK IT up!

24. THAT'S ONE MOTIVATION, RIGHT?

25. HA! RIGHT?

26. BEEN THERE!

27. THAT'S ME!

28. THEY like BIG BUTTS & THEY CANNOT LIE

29. PUSH-UPS

30. DID YOU DIE?

31. SUCCESS!

32. WORK out in the MORNING

33. YOUR BUTT

34. SORE = SUCCESS

35. CUPCAKES!

36. Stay Classy!

37. DON'T THINK about IT, JUST do IT!

38. ACTUALLY, I do SWEAT

39. THANK YOU, ZIG!

40. DEAR ABS...

41. LOOK WHAT I FOUND!

42. CELERY is NOT PIZZA

43. BE STRONGER!

44. UMM... OKAY?

45. WHAT'S NEXT?

46. THAT'S EMBARRASSING

47. THAT'S PRETTY SERIOUS

48. The DOG ATE MY WORKOUT!

49. THAT'S OKAY, I AM TOO

50. IT DOESN'T RHYME, THOUGH

51. I HATE when THAT HAPPENS!

52. SMART IDEA!

53. POOR THING!

54. On WORKOUT DAYS WE WEAR BLACK

55. SWEAT is...

56. NOT a PROBLEM for ME

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